“An Archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” ~ Agatha Christie.
“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.” ~ George Lichtenberg.
“A husband’s last words should always be, “OK, Buy It.”
“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring and then you wake up” ~ Evelyn Hendrikson.
“If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means having to say everything twice. ~ Estelle Getty.
“Marriage is an investment which pays dividend if you pay interest.” ~ Bob Monkhouse.
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.” ~ Benjamin Franklin.
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” ~ Groucho Max.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who…
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